Maybe old news to some, but my web designer just introduced me to http://hipsteripsum.me/ (“Artisanal filler text for your site or project.”) via one of his mockups. I thought it was pretty amusing.

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I’m pretty sure that paragraph of gibberish just summed up everything I love/hate about Austin.

Edit: I love when I google things I’m not sure about and end up learning something amazing.